sex pie

a s-x pie is a person of obvious stunningness, or someone you wouldnt mind a “bit” of.
“that jam is a right s-x pie”
“jam and jaccckie are too fine s-x pies”
slang for “ry-ry s-x-pie”. it is a deliciously and devilishly handsome young man who fails to realise his impact on the female population. modest. often unable to accept when others call him handsome, attractive and s-xual. bordering on shy. this man needs to be appreciated and adored. best provided by a “s-x-wee”
a female observing this fine creature : “wow! that’s one s-x-pie!!”
a s-x pie is a young lady who is delicious and tasty and made largely of s-x. she has rosy strawberry cheeks, lucious cherry lips and deep blueberry eyes and i want to eat her buns.

a s-x pie is what you call a s-xy lady if you are cheesy].
“who’s my little s-x pie?”
“shut the f-ck up kevin. d-ckhead.”
when you gather up a bunch of hookers and get random guys to have s-x with them then while they are busy pour batter all over them then throw them in an oven and bake them then you take it out and feed it to your friends
on the phone
michael:hey ryan i just got done baking a s-x pie wanna come over and eat it

ryan:i hope its asian flavor
pie made of love, care, and p–p s-x.
the s-x pie that was baked by grandma smelled of -ss and tomato trees.
a person can also be referred to as a “s-x pie” someone that looks “tasty” and you would like to “get some” from.
a term referring to what you would want to do with a particular attractive person.
“i’d tap that he is one fine s-x-pie”
“you look so good i could eat you-h-ll of a s-x pie”
“you are the definition of a s-x pie”
it’s when you are dry humping naked and your large bulbus of a p-n-s is between her l-b– rubbing together and each member is donating a flavor whether it be sugar or spice. if you were to c-m in this position (man) you would be c-mming on her stomach or your own depending on top or bottom action.
useing noxema on the p-n-s helps but can be painful.
dave wanted to have s-x but ashli did not, so they comprimised into making a s-x pie.

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