sex poodle
a h-rny man, usually a pretty boy or celebrity, who tries to hump or b-mp almost any woman in sight. like a male dog when it smells a b-tch in heat, these men cannot resist grouping, goosing, feeling up, or pinching the bottoms of their targets, especially when left alone, regardless of the time of day.
harry was well-known in political circles and became famous as a legislator, but his female staff members knew him as a s-x poodle who was constantly finding excuses to hug them closely, and pat their bottoms. one staffer even complained about strange stains on her dress.
an exceedingly good looking young man.
omyghod, he’s such a s-x poodle!
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