Sex Skills
to indicate a stark change from an ordinary kick-a-about to swaggering showboating, resulting from the unexpected presence of female spectators during a game of football.
involves teenage boys between the ages of 12-18 going from a jovial game of heads and volleys to cruyff turns, beckham-esque curling free kicks, aggressive diving headers, roy keane/alf-inge haaland slide tackling, completely unnecessary keepie-uppie and never p-ssing the ball – in a vain attempt to attract the female spectator.
originated in lincolnshire circa 2000.
ben – “we were having a decent game and then the year ten girls arrived…”
beeda – “…so macca turned to s-x skills?”
s-x skills
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