Sex Skittles
to see how many skittles you can fit in ones -sshole
no lube permitted!
alex: hey james how many skittles can you fit in your -sshole
james: dude, my record is 17 how about you?
alex: i’m to poor to buy skittles so i use malteasters instead so my record is 59 ouch!!
james: holy sh-t!!!
alex yep but i win s-x skittles! :d
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