Sex Tots


1. an extremely popular website that highlights the not uncommon practice of s-x acts involving tater tots.
2. a website designed to lure in pedophiles thinking they have found a treasure trove of “kiddy p-rn,” only to find the site full of pictures and dramatic stories of people l-sting after tater tots.
3. toddlers addicted to s-x.
george: “have you seen the s-x tots at s-xtots.info?”
derek: “no, do you find s-x with children entertaining?”
george: “no, no, dude. it’s all about s-x with tater tots. they have dramatic readings, good stories, and really tasteful pictures.”
derek: “get out of my house.”

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