sex with a banana
when a girl is a virgin and scared about her first time then usually she’ll steal a condom from her parents room and slip it onto a nice unripe banana. she’ll spread her legs wide and force it deep inside, to break her hymen and test if a p-n-s will actually fit. if it does fit then she’ll pump it in and out for about 15 minutes even if it hurts. if it doesn’t fit she’ll smear it with vaseline and jam it in harder until it works.
sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband
“oh my god, i’m so scared that he’ll know i’m a virgin… oh well i’ll break my hymen and have s-x with a banana!”
when a girl is too young/cheap/shy to buy a d-ld-, she’ll take a nice ripe banana from the kitchen, and shove it up there.
ohmigod! im so cheap i dont have money! how will i satisfy myself! -grabs banana- s-x with a banana!
a girl who doesn’t have a d-ld- will sometimes use a banana. she’ll balance it on a pile of really tall pillows, and then straddle them, which forces the banana deeper inside allowing it to put more pressure on her cl-toris. she’ll rock back and forth, leaning forward and back, even bounce up and down to force it in and out.
done by virgins most of the times, a lot of girls these days break their hymen by themselves so it doesn’t hurt their first time.
i felt really h-rny last night and didn’t have my d-ld- nearby so i grabbed a banana and rammed it deep inside. g-d having s-x with a banana feels sooo good!
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