sexasaurus rex


a cool guy who lives on the outer banks of nc and utilizes all skills and resources to conquer females in epic roofie and liquor fueled sessions and also owns a bad -ss telescope with internet streaming voyeur capabalities.
hey mike, did you hear that some dude bought 8 cases of loko 4 and had a justin bieber listening party at kdh last night ?

no , but i bet it’s that s-xasaurus rex at it again.

yeah, i don’t know much about girls, but i bet they all sucked his d-ck last night.

bet.

tim f-cks up everything he touches.

and the penguin is a closet pedo -ss tickler.

word.

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