sexcake


an affectionate term for one’s lover, or an extremely s-xy cake. can be used in a mult-tude of situations including greetings, saying goodbye etc.
“hey s-xcake, hows you love?”
“oi oi, s-xcake. wanna slice?”
“i baked a right s-xcake the other day”
reference/ideology to the point in a relationship at which the individuals are comfortable enough with each other to wake up in bed fully naked, with no sheets to cover them, a full-lit sunrise occurring outside, with absolutely no care or insecurities present. it is at this point that one will suggest to the other that pancakes are in order. breakfast -always featuring pancakes- in bed followed by “i’m content and full” s-x then commences. hence: s-xcakes. only possible in the most content and pleasant of relationships.
having woken up in bed, fully naked, with no sheets to cover them, a full-lit sunrise occurring outside, the content couple have a little bit of snuggle s-x, decide to make pancakes, bring them back to bed, eat, and get back to some more happy s-x. s-xcakes mornings are the best, they both agree.

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