Sexcalation
s-xcalation is the process by which s-xual tension keeps escalating between two people who insist they are “just friends” to the point where shenanigans are inevitable. the unique quality of s-xcalatory situations is that the princ-p-l imbeciles are in total denial of the mechanisms at work and hence appear completely oblivious to it.
james: i thought they were just friends!
jill: yeah but very soon it s-xcalated into something more than that.
mary: honestly, everyone knew they liked each other, s-xcalation was inevitable.
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