sexcel
to become super awsome at s-x
she is s-xcelling in bed
a type of car produced by the south korean motor company between 1985–1994. otherwise known as the excel. due to it’s popularity with teenagers and sp-cious back seats, it has gained a reputation as a car people have s-x in, hence s-xcel.
steve: did you hear dom got a new s-xcel?
jake: really? i wonder how long her virginity will last driving around in that thing…
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