Sexcret


secret s-x.

when you f-ck and can’t tell a soul.
john: “dude, i f-cked sally, but she said i had to keep it a s-xcret.”
ted: “had to keep it a what?”
john: “a s-xcret, secret s-x.”
ted: “good job.”
john: “oh f-ck.”
a s-xual encounter to be kept a secret. most commonly occurs on tables, but can also take place behind school recreation centers.
hey, did you hear about dana and diego? aint much of a s-xcret anymore!”, or “bro i really enjoyed our s-xcret, meet me at the mandarin to replay it
a s-x secret.
b:let’s play the s-xcret game tonight.
g:and what does that entail?
b:well, we go around the room and everyone shares at least one of their s-x secrets.
g:like when the last guy i dated asked to pee on me?
b: you are getting the hang of it..
g: yes!!
1. a secret about s-x
2. not wanting anyone to know about you’r s-xual intercourse with someone
-just finished with s-xual intercourse-
teacher:” omg if someone did sout about this i’m totally screwed!”
girl:”me too!”
teacher:”how about this will be our little s-xcret?”
girl:”yes!…please!!!”

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