Sexcuse article


the act of ‘accidentally’ forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone’s place and f-ck.
when jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a s-xcuse article. this was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.

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