Sexgiving
s-xgiving, or s-xgiving day, is a rare north american holiday, often celebrated but never talked about. it is a form of festival which centers around a sort of feast or smorgusboard of -ss. the date and whereabouts of the first s-xgiving are unknown, s-xgiving day is often plagued with doubt and fear.
when the pilgrms landed on plymoth, they stepped over malcom x and immediately stripped naked and began to donkey punch, jelly dounut, walk in closet, old iron side, hot rod carl, and jolly roger each other, oh and one man was given a polyp protector. he was not liked. this disgusting disply is now known as s-xgiving. and the naked indians wept.
corporate d-ld- “hey where is the it department?”
corporate tool “it’s s-xgiving”
corporate d-ld- “is that like thanksgiving”
corporate tool “no”
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