sexiest man alive


a word created to define james hetfield of metallica. it was realised that no other term was quite as unequivocally correct, so was -ssigned to him by numerous metallica fans…mainly female ones.
1. james hetfield is blatantly the s-xiest man alive.

2. “who is the s-xiest man alive…james hetfield, you say?”

…etc
a definition originally made for gerard way the lead singer of my chemical romance. he is the s-xiest man alive yet other men have been close.
it’s gerard not gerald!
three words to describe the epitome of male perfection, or, to put it bluntly, the man you want to screw the most. also see johnny depp
johnny friggin’ depp!!
a phrase commonly used to describe james hetfield, lead singer and rhythm guitar player of the band metallica
james hetfield is the s-xiest man alive, especially in his tight leather pants.
a term for someone who you think could be the hottest person alive… and is technically untrue unless you have seen/met every single living man.

johnny depp, and billie joe armstrong
teeny bopper: “like… omg! he is like, the s-xiest man alive!”

“he has got to be the s-xiest man alive…”
someone who is ah muh gah, hottttt! in other words, oliver sykes, the lead singer of bring me the horizon, an amazing metal band. 🙂
bob: who do you think is the s-xiest man alive?

james: you.

bob: o_o
a man who’s tall dark and handsome…a guitar god…wonder who that could be?
um….kirk hammett!!!!!!

Read Also:

  • splitting the beard

    when a female parts her v-g-n-l lips either to p-ss or to have things inserted in her! tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a p-ss!!

  • SPN

    noun supernatural (tv show) supernatural is a tv show that was first aired on september 13, 2005. it was originally broadcasted on wb television network and belongs now to the cw. the show has a touch of the horror genre, quoting well-known horror movies. the first season of the show ended on may 4, 2006 […]

  • Spockmate

    victory condition for an argument where only one partic-p-nt cares about the point being debated. “…so you see, scotty’s affectation of a scottish accent in the original star trek is a reference to the dominance of the scottish shipbuilding industry in the 19th century.” “fine! yes! you win! you have me spockmated! stop talking!”

  • spooge-face

    a crusty, man juice mask worn overnight by many women. tarheel boy’s wife wakes every morning with a crusty spooge-face. indervidual that makes fool of self by saying or doing something stupid or telling an unbeleivable story. often the idiot of a group who always ends up with sh-t on their face. daniel: “…and then […]

  • melman

    only the best “madagascar” character.. a hypocondriact (or however you spell it) giraffe that owns!!. not is it only the best character but i mean seriously.. who doesnt want that as there nickname? -probably makes sense for ppl with the name that starts with mel- example 1 = person 1 = have you seen madagascar?? […]


Disclaimer: sexiest man alive definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.