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a very s-xy learning disorder.
“i am plagued with s-xlexia!”
the inability to learn any subject taught by a ridiculously hot teacher.
tom “yo man how you doing in professor hazeliefs cl-ss? i hear shes a fox.”
harry “shes too hot man… every time i try to learn something my s-xlexia flares up.”
a mental ailment often causing one afflicted to mix up common terms for certain s-xual action.
girl: hey do you want to 69

s-xlexia afflicted male: nah, how about some 96?
a mental disorder where a person sees connotations for s-x everywhere, princ-p-lly within literature. the term can also be applied more generally to encomp-ss all forms of communication and social life.
the concerned person will be very disagreeable and will, unconsciously, relate everything you say to him, to s-x. he will be incapable of any clear thought whatsoever.
certain people believe that s-xlexia may cause an irreversible modification of the brain, which will block the victim from clear thought for the rest of his life. specialists disagree over the cause of the illness, but it is most commonly believed that s-xlexia is not only influenced by the social lifestyle of the victim, but also by the size of his p-n-s (very small).
dialog:
man 1: did you see the fooball match last night?
s-xlexic: what, you have a foot fetish now do you?

most common s-xlexia symptom:
man 2: it was so hot last night.
s-xlexic: ur mom was so hot last night!

a learning disability which causes a male to attempt penetration of the wrong holes during intercourse. often misdiagnosed as -n-l fixation.
girl: wtf are you doing? that’s my ear!

guy: sorry. i have s-xlexia.
s-xlexia:
the inability to pay attention to anything while have s-x. the side effect of this is forcing you to put all your attention on the task at hand, while at the same time pleasing women in ways they never knew existed, and leaving them longing for more.

ex: not being able to watch tv, looking around room, and most common reading a book.

side note: miguel and most mexicans are afflicted by this disease!
dude1: “hey did you see the ending of the sox game?”

dude2: “no, i turned on the tv, positioned myself so i could sneak peaks while she was riding me, but in the end couldn’t pay attention due to my s-xlexia…”

dude1: “that sucks dude”

dude2: “w/e”

dude1: “why is your girlfriend looking at you, and why does she have a smile on her face?”
backwards about s-x.
unrefined s-xually
as a virgin, he was s-xlexic

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