Sexlove
uncontrollably in l-st for someone, you are blinded by the fact that the other person is a douche and treats you poorly. when ones mind is clouded by good s-x to realize the hurtful or mean things the other person is doing/saying.
amanda:” i wore this dress the other night to go over to alex’s house and he said it made me look flat chested and big -ssed… so i’m going to return it”
samantha:”what the h-ll is wrong with that douche?!?!”
amanda:”what? nothing! he just knows what looks good on me . he’s so nice and honest. we also talked and he said its best to not be in a relationship bc it makes things easier and less complicated. he’s so hott and right!”
samantha: “but then why does he get mad if you go out with the girls?”
amanda: “he just gets jealous..its cute! he just really cares!”
samantha: “he treats you terribly and you can’t see bc you are in s-xlove with him! you need to drop him a.s.a.p. he doesn’t ever want anything besides s-x”
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- sex marriage
marriage for the sake of s-x only. there is no room for maintaining love and continuing one’s generation. one who indulges in such a type of marriage often jilts one’s partner after one has derived s-xual satisfaction and begins looking for another partner. s-x marriage is obnoxious, isn’t it?
- Sex Opossum
its when you pretend to fall asleep to get someone to hurry up or to avoid s-x altogether. this guy’s cast stank so bad. so, i pretended to fall asleep to get him to stop or just finish up just like a s-x opossum.
- sexpecting
verb; expecting s-x. sarah is s-xpecting from everyone she meets.
- fiend for the green
jake bellis..enough said dealer: “jake this is only 5 dollas?..” jake: “man i will suck yo d-ck fo da rest!!” dealer: “jake…you jus a fiend for the green man!!”
- fiend status
when a person you know commits a horrible act of fiending, thus elevating them to fiend status. you can no longer acknowledge this person by their former name. eric: yo fred, did you hear about jack? fred: what happened? eric: jack’s mom took his pipe. so he took the family statue of jesus; broke it, […]