Sexmachine 2.0
like s-xmachine 1.0, but taken to the next level. a name applied to people who deserve not only to be held in the highest regard, but worshipped for things such as mysteriously-colored body hair, fear of witnessing or partaking in anything that jesus wouldn’t have done unless seriously under the influence of chemicals, luscious thighs, and/or the ability to make exceedingly odd (but s-xually arousing) noises when shut in a box and poked with a stick. usually used to describe males (by either gender).
1)who cares about s-xmachine 1.0? he became obsolete for his various faults (such as being totally boring)! s-xmachine 2.0 totally owns his -ss.
2)that s-ssy, russet-haired lad is a total s-xmachine 2.0. his visage pervades my every thought, dream, and fantasy.
3)i get so flipping h-rny every time i see s-xmachine 2.0 do his vulture routine.
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