Sexpatriation
the expulsion, by a roommate’s (or in some cases underinhibited friends’) s-xual activity, of one from one’s bedroom, apartment, and country for the purposes of uninterrupted coitus and, in the case of the s-xpatriate, the pre-emptive avoidance of awkward encounters arising as a result of accidental exposure to the genitals of said roommate or friend.
“i can’t walk in on mitch pounding his fat girlfriend again, my heart won’t take it, what should i do?”
“have you considered s-xpatriation?”
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