Sexpecto Performum


when you wish for a s-xual partner to engage in “the s-xy time” as if it were to happen…like magic

based on the popular franchise of harry potter ( a re-purposing of one of harry’s potter’s spells, expecto patronum)
i’m in the mood for some fun! s-xpecto performum!
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i started last time! s-xpecto performum!

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