sexpert
a person that is very good and know a lot about s-x.
that lady on the sunday night s-x show is a s-xpert.
someone who has studied, or knows much about s-x. this is the kind of person you can go to for advice, tips and tricks.
sally: man, i’m thinking about scr-w-ng my boyfriend. what do you think?
catherine: don’t ask me, ask kate the s-xpert.
someone who is an expert at s-x and s-xual topics.
my girlfriend and i were having issues with our s-x life and got advice from a s-xpert.
one who specialises in the art of s-x
guy 1: “man why doesn’t my girlfriend want to do it?”
guy 2: “don’t ask me, i’m no s-xpert”
the expert on everything s-xual, or having to do with s-x.
boy 1: who can ask about s-x?
boy 2: ask john, he’s a s-xpert!
when all four members of a rock band or guitar hero group play on expert.
timmy: “wow you guys are playing spirit in the sky on s-xpert?”
johnny: “it’s a struggle. rich can barely survive on medium…”
s-xpert is am expert an s-x they know everything to do and to say whilst in the act of s-x
“that girl i slept with last night was a s-xpert and she also said i was too”
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