sexstache


developing one’s 5’o clock shadow to a whole new level of perfection and s-x appeal. use with caution.
eyoore: hey, like my 5 o clock shaddow?
cathy: omg eyoore, that’s no 5 o clock shadow, that’s a s-xstache. it makes you look 10x s-xier.
eyoore: heh.

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