sextant


s-xtant – a word, first, popularized after the release of the movie, ed edd n’ eddy’s big picture show, it’s a device used to check the longitude at sea by measuring the alt-tudes of sun, moon, and stars.
“we can find the gag factory by using this s-xtant”
-pffffffffffffft-
“what’s so funny?”
“i didn’t catch that, what is it called again?”
“it’s a s-xtant, a device used to-
-hahahahaha- s-xtant!
an astronomical object used to check the longitude at sea by measuring the alt-tudes of sun,moon,and stars.
in outings of astronomy cl-ss, that queer teacher took students on the ship and made them calculate distance between sea and sky by using s-xtant.
#navigate #abacus #calculate #balance #weigh
a person who has s-x with animals or objects, such as a dog or a stuffed animal.

a person who prefers s-x with dolls or masturbating rather than s-x with another person.
“hey, did you see that guy having s-x with a cow?”
yeah dude, that was sick. he’s a s-xtant.”
#s-x #s-xtant #dolls #doll #animal #masturbation #masturbating
a person who as s-xual intercourse with an animal or objects, such as baloons.
a person who perfers s-x with a doll rather than a person.
“a man was having s-x with a stuffed animal”
“man, he’s a s-xtant”
#s-x #s-xtant #animal #stuffed #dolls
a person who engages in the act of s-xting
bro 1: dude i was totally s-xting ashley last night
bro 2: you are just a little s-xtant arent you? always s-xting somebody

bro 1: true true
bro 2: it happens
bro 1: yep, you’ll have that
#s-xt #s-xting #s-x #text #bro

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