Sextarded
s-xtardation/s-xtarded.
the state of mind post -rg-sm where you both can only function with an iq of 54.
temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary r-t-rdation due to great s-x.
my god, i was totally s-xtarded last night after my girl was done riding me! i mumbled gibberish and couldn’t even walk for 10 minutes!
someone that is s-xually inept. they do not know how to do anything s-xual. they lay there. they make no noise.
he has no idea what to do in bed. he is s-xtarded.
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