Sextification
the high quality that one handles themselves and/or performs during s-xual intercourse.
guy 1: “my date last night ended awesomely! that lady had great s-xtification so this morning i made her breakfast and sent her on her way.”
guy 2: “that’s great! i need to find a cl-ssy lady like that, one with some s-xtification.”
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