Sextratary
just like a regular secratary only one you have s-x with instead of your spouse or current significant other. so, it fitting in the terms of s”extra”tary.
the whole office was buzzing with the latest news:
morgyn: “did you hear about, jim?”
keegan: “no, what happened?”
morgyn: “jim’s wife came to bring him lunch and walked into his office to find him having a nooner with his s-xtratary right on his desk.”
keegan: “sucks to be him.”
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