sexual chicken
n. latin-derived
when two unattractive people begin mutual masturbation, and continue until one of them stops. the “winner”, and thus more disgusting of the two, is the one who continues all the way to climax. the “winner”, also designated gay loser, will be ridiculed forever as the most disgusting person in the world, and will never again get laid, because no one will want to be with someone that gross. thus, the cycle of s-xual chicken continues, as the “winners” will continue to engage in the game, as they cannot get laid anymore. generally begins in a standoff.
two guys on chatroulette are both trolling for b–bs, and accidentally get each other. both are w-nking, and neither wants to continue to the next person, causing a standoff, and beginning a game of s-xual chicken. when one guy climaxes, he is then ridiculed by the other guy, until he has to hit next.
like the game of regular chicken but slightly s-xual.
two people (same-s-x or opposite s-x) who are usually just friends flirt, make gestures, and make physical contact with each other. each comment, gesture and touch more s-xual than the last. and who ever gets creeped out first and calls quits, loses.
jack: i like your eyes -brushes hair out of face-
jane: i like your b-tt.
jack: touch it then..
jane: fine, i will.. -approaches b-tt with hand- … no!! i can’t! i quit!!
jack: yes!!! i win!! i’m the master of s-xual chicken! by the way.. you owe me lunch tomorrow.
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