sexual christianity
doesn’t exist.
smart person: s-xual christianity is a ridiculous concept.
a type of christianity that believes that the only kind of s-x that is wrong is s-x that causes someone emotional pain.
they say that the word foprnication in the bible is a mistranslation and the real meaning of the word is s-xual morality which they interpret as s-x that causes anyone emotional pain.
john believes in s-xual christianity.
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