sexual credit report
when a new love interest begins to inquire about one’s s-xual history, like a credit report, any s-xual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.
cook: “i’m glad your back with venus.”
pete d-ck: “well, she ran my s-xual credit report.”
cook: “oh, sh-t, you’re done man.”
pete d-ck” “no way, i haven’t banged a girl in the -ss for ten years, i’m clean”
cook: “thank g-d, for the s-xual credit report, at least its off your file”
pete d-ck: “yes, now i can f-ck her in the -ss virgin style.”
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