sexual houdini
when a sl-t wants to pretend that she isn’t a wh-r- by insisting she will only f-ck a guy if they are in a relationship. the guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the b-tch he dumps her. this demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist houdini.
3 mates chatting about a sl-t
a: man i really wanna f-ck agnes
d: yer but dude she only f-cks if its a relationship
t: haha don’t even worry just pull a s-xual houdini
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