sexual inflation
for guys:
embellishing s-xual encounters in frequency or grandeur;
when someone fronts about a s-xual experience or story;
can also be used when a guy is trying to make a potentially loose girl seem like she’s not, because he likes her. the rational is that all girls are getting s-xed more than back in the day, relatively speaking a girl that has slept with 5 or 6 guys at the age of 26 is basically a virgin.
for girls:
usually involves s-xual deflation. a downplaying of the lewdness or number of s-xual encounters, in order to not seem like a total sl-t.
“he was trying to tell me he’d got with 8 shorties during this orgy at spring break, but with all the s-xual inflation involved with spring break stories, i doubt any of it happened.”;
-“my girl has probably been with about 4 guys i would think, 5 at most. and i can deal with that. i mean, in this day and age….”
-“haha. totally, with s-xual inflation and all”
“she says she’s been with only 5 guys, but i’m guessing more like 8 to 10, if i factor in s-xual deflation. “
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- Jimmy Somerville
the act of singing the cl-ssic 80s lyrics ‘aaaaaahhhh baby…’ jimmy somerville style during s-x. preferably before -rg-sm for added effect. “i nailed this girl last night. she pulled a jimmy somerville on me.”
- Sex Wank
masturbating over s-x you have recently had. “got some action last night boys!” “nice, going to have a s-x w-nk?” “already have.”
- Sexy Chicka
i term used by latinos to describe hot girls specifically someone like liz hinds (a hot puerto rican celebrity) guy 1:dude did you see the chick from last night? guy 2: yeah, she was a s-xy chicka, but she could never pull off a liz hinds.
- sexy-clipse
when there is an extremely hot girl, and you are having a conversation with her but a tougher guy comes and then she pays less attention to you. like how the earth c-ck blocks the moon in an eclipse. nerd: hey girl: hey how are you jock: hey. girl: hey nerd: i’m in a s-xy-clipse
- Boss Beaver
(verb) to vomit in an inappropriate place. maaaaaan, i got so drunk last night i boss beavered all over my mom.