sexual infrastructure
the overall financial, social, commercial, and (sometimes) medical systems that support your pursuit of, and engagement in s-xual activities.
systems include, but are not limited to: atm machines (for emergency 2:00 am cash withdrawals), online hotel reservations, all-inclusive resorts, bottle service, taxis, your friend’s place (because let’s face it: yours is cr-ppy), and your mom.
example framework –
him: hey sweetie, its been a while since we’ve insert s-x-related activity here.
her: yeah, because you’re a cheap–ss and we haven’t leverage one or many supporting inst-tutions from the s-xual infrastructure in a while.
concrete example:
him: hey sweetie, its been a while since we’ve had a threesome with your secretary. what gives?
her: yeah, because you’re a cheap–ss and we haven’t taken a crazy vegas weekend in over 5 years!
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