sexual jackpot
refers to the act of finding a drunk unsuspecting woman who has just been blown off by her boyfriend. this woman is so p-ssed that she takes revenge on her boyfirend by f-cking the next guy she sees.
see that douchebag over there? he is about to hit the s-xual jackpot!
-n-l s-x with your girlfriend.
after years of begging i finally hit the s-xual jackpot!
to have s-x with a person who is very popular. a very s-xy rock star or movie star.
i hit the s-xual jackpot when i went to bed with rock star.
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