sexual malfunction
s-xual malfunction, or s-xual dysfunction, is difficulty during any stage of the s-xual act (which includes desire, arousal, -rg-sm, and resolution) that prevents the individual or couple from enjoying s-xual activity.
person 1: “did you sleep with her last night?”
person 2: “yeah..”
person 1: “well.. how was it?”
person 2: “not good.”
person 1: “why, what happened?”
person 2: “two words – s-xual malfunction..”
person 1: “oooh.”
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