Sexual Market Value
ones s-xual market value can only be found by using this simple easy to use equation.
((attractiveness) + ((4x)socal status) + (style)) – ((nose length) + (weight) + (c) + (-height))= s-xual market value
when (c) equals car type
truck = 30
car = 20
suv = 10
hybrid = 300
motorcycle = 0
vespa = 600
van = 25
cl-ssic car = 5
dune buggy = -42
“i bought these new shoes”
“those shoes are sweet dude”
“yea… i thought it would increase my s-xual market value, but then i realized that my smv would be much higher if i stopped hanging around idiots who say “sweet dude””
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