Sexual Monkey


(noun: thing) s-xual monkey kipling monkey seen on most of the kipling merchandise. this includes purses, backpacks, and pencil pouches. the monkey has its mouth in an “o” shape, one hand with a thumb sticking up, and the other hand with fingers making an “o”. very. freakin. s-xual.
today, i obtained a “s-xual monkey” from my new kipling backpack!

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