Sexual Olympics


s-xual olympics are any major s-xual event featuring all types of s-xual sports, fetishes, and fantasies. these events last for many hours at a time and are usually loud, -rg-smic and often public. the term suggests a compet-tive nature wherein those watching and/or listening try to compete with others in terms of display and/or noise.
“they’ll probably be keeping us up all night with their s-xual olympics”

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