Sexual Orientations


an individual’s interest, either s-xual or otherwise, in another individual. the most frequently used labels for orientations are heteros-xual, h-m-s-xual, bis-xual, trans-xual or transgendered, as-xual, pans-xual, and omnis-xual. following is a description of each orientation and examples of each in the real world.

heteros-xual – attracted to individuals of the opposite s-x.

h-m-s-xual – attracted to individuals of the same s-x.

bis-xual – attracted to individuals of either s-x.

trans-xual – an individual born as one gender, but who believes that their ident-ty is that of the opposite s-x. 1/2 of trans-xuals retain their s-xual orientation after surgery while 1/2 reverses their s-xual orientation after surgery.

as-xual – an individual who is not physically attracted in other people.

pans-xual – an individual who is not interested in others for their physical attraction, but rather, for their ident-ty.

omnis-xual – an individual who is not interested in physical attraction and only interested in s-xual gratification.
heteros-xual: straight individuals.

h-m-s-xual: gay and lesbian individuals.

bis-xual: bi individuals.

trans-xual: men who believe they are mentally women and women who believe they are mentally men. not necessarily transvest-tes, crossdressers, drag queens, or drag kings. also referred to as transgendered.

as-xual: people who are content to not engage in s-x. please note that individuals who have h-m-s-xual thoughts but are afraid to “be caught faking straight” may use this to diffuse suspicion.

pans-xual: soul mates. for instance, individuals who fall in love with an individual who later becomes transgendered, but still retains the relationship. this is the ultimate in a long term relatioship free of s-xual limitations, and ultimately choosing to be with an individual who mentally “completes” you.

omnis-xual: an individual interested only in -rg-sm. straight men having -n-l s-x or oral s-x with other men (aka on the down low) simply for the pleasure of it is an example. please note that this has nothing at all to do with physical attraction.
s-xual orientation is a term used to refer to a person’s emotional, romantic and/or s-xual attraction or non attraction” to a person, animal, place or thing
chris’ s-xual orientation is pans-xual by definition because chris is attracted to trans-xual or inters-xual people regardless of chris’ gender, however,”only you can truly know your s-xuality becauseno-one can feel the things you feel except yourself” (cited under s-xuality,by bi the way, united kingdom aug 11, 2006).
the thing you make up as a subsitute for personality. (see example)
“you are niether hetros-xual, nor h-m-s-xual or bi-s-xual. you are either s-xual or not s-xual”

attributed to robert h. heinlein, the priest of redheads, explaining s-xual orientation
s-xual orientation is an imaginary definition to provide reasoning for queer s-xual behavior. humans have the unique ability to think freely, act in the most ridiculous behavior imaginable, and justify it with absurd theories to explain it.
girl 1 – “she was born gay.” girl 2 – “no, her s-xual orientation was gay, but now she is bis-xual.”

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