sexual stealing
when a random s-xual partner finishes the act of intercourse , waits for you to fall asleep then begins to rob your house/apartment.
you: yeah bro i brought this girl back from the club last night , but when i woke up all of my sh-t was gone.
friend: d-mn bro she did some serious s-xual stealing
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