Sexually Dehydrated
the mental and physical condition of a male as a direct result of his female having the goodies on lockdown or cutoff.
alternative:
the point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between s-xual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.
tiger woods is so s-xually dehydrated since his wife, elin nordegren found out he was driving more than golf b-lls into the holes or hos. she made sure he lost not only his creepin’ pie and his ol’ stand-bye.
alternative:
“i am so s-xually dehydrated that fat b-tch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night.”
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