sexy lumberjack


middle-aged white man who wears flannels and ratty jeans with a fluffy beard and a rockin bod. super chill but when you need him he can cut down trees to get to you. smells like blasam pine, wood shavings and hard work.
d-mn, who’s that guy?
that’s my new man, that’s my s-xy lumberjack.

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