Sexy Poo
the art of masterbating and excreting at the same time. the man sits on the toilet and proceeds to w-nk one off whilst brewing a poo in his rectal p-ssage. he must wait till the precise moment he is about to -j-c-l-t- before he releases his poo, but only the most experienced s-xypooers are able to climax at the exact time the feaces leave the -n-s. many fail as the poo is brewed to quick and are unable to hold it in
‘i tried to have a s-xy poo last night but unfortuantly the poo i brewed was too much for my bowels to take and it fell out before i could c-m’
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