Seymour Cray
definition- an extremely creepy person who bothers you and continues to approach you in a s-xual manner despite getting shot down. typically this person might be considered a creep in the sense that they will go to odd means in order to get s-xual satisfaction (ie creeping in shower stalls, public bathrooms, peering through windows, etc.)
origin of the word comes from a midwestern urban legend of a man supposedly named “seymour cray.” he is said to have held a group of twenty-somethings against their will for several days and forced them to do odd s-xual acts. one popularly reported act was he made the unfortunate people lick the hooves of his pet pig. he additionally had a hair and foot fetish… the details go on but this is how the meaning came into being.
susan-“that guy over there is such a seymour cray”
anna-“omg that guy is such a cray! i didn’t really know him but i added him on facebook and all he does is send me these really creepy messages.”
john-“yeah, he probably wants to inhale the smell of your hair lol.”
susan-“sick! or lick your toes”
-it should additionally be noted that “seymour cray” could be used in place of “creeper” and definitely spices up your vocab
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