sfpm
strictly f-cking party moms
when you work at a rock climbing gym and get an even better perk than a cash tip working those birthday parties.
“hey paul i heard you got promoted to sfpm full time thats great!”
“yeah man i’m stoked, now during these belay parties i can take the party moms to the utility closet and bang them until its cake time! working at a climbing gym is even better now, yeeew!”
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