SFSM


sfsm is a simple acronym for the popular thought idea: someone f-cking shoot me..

similar to, but not to be confused with: fml
lost my job today, came home and my girlfriend told me that not only are we breaking up..but she’s late on her period and if it’s a baby.. she’s keeping it.

facebook update: anybody have a life reset b-tton? if not, sfsm.

– a simple “sfsm” will always do.

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