SFTMC
text messaging acronym.
sftmc means stop f-cking texting me and call!!!
this may be used when you have just received text number 26 in the on going hour long text-a-thon with a friend you are trying to make simple plans with…and it has dawned on you that the entire thing could have been taken care of with a 3 minute conversation.
sftmc is the creation of savannah stand up comedian shane gray…who hates text messaging more than a straight man hates lady gaga.
dude…it doesn’t take 25 texts to decide what bar we are singing karaoke at.
well i just can decide whether i will sound better at the rail pub or mcdonoughs or…
sftmc
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