sgbf
straight gay best friend. they are just like a gay best friend forever (gbff), but they are straight.
“dude, why are they going clothes shopping? is bill gay?”
“naw man, he’s just her sgbff.”
“oh, that explains it.”
straight-gay-best-friend. a “gay” best friend that happens to be straight.
lindsey: “omg, i heard brian slept over at gabby’s house?!!?”
abby: “don’t worry, brian is her sgbf.”
sgbf an anagram for ‘straight gay best friend’.
a bond made between a straight girl and boy, when the femal party wishes for a gay best friend but only has a heteros-xual male friend.
this ‘straight’ gay male friend can be used in situations such as shopping for clothes when a honest s-ssy opinion is needed. the sgbf is also there to be a sponge to obsorb any tears that fall from the girls tear ducts and will wring out the problem and consul them with chesse medaphors and light humor.
a sgbf is a clueless creature and requires constant guidance as it is pr-ne to subconsciously being a tw-t without knowing and hurting the ones they hold dearest. a quick kick up the -rs- every now and again would surfice in achieving this goal.
when a sgbf is created then one must move with caution as they will form an everlasting bond with their creator, broken only by death or accidental hurlage into an alternate universe where men naturally reproduce through b-m to w-lly contact.
“bl–dy h-ll tahan! stop being such a c-nt”
“oh gez sorry liberty! man it’s weird for me to be a c-nt when i’m not s-xtuality attracted to it, you know because i’m your sgbf”
“shut up tahan you f-ggot”
“it’s true… i’m a f-ggot”
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