SgtMcHammerfisted



when two attractive females walk up to you at a bar and you buy them, yourself and a friend shots and go on to “take” both shots in front of them.
i was out at the bar with my friends and a pair of rather attractive women came up to talk to us. immediately they ask us to buy them shots. i finally had the chance of a lifetime, so i bought 4 shots, gave 2 to my buddy and we took both shots in front of them. the bartender high-fived us and gave us a free beer. – i was at the bar and sgtmchammerfisted some hot chicks.

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