Shabbat


the jewish day of rest when jews get to relax and kick back after a mad week. it’s amazing that they have a day like this, i wish i had something along those lines.
i’m well jealous of hymie cohen cos i’ve got to go on missions with my family and annoying kids, and he gets to relax at home with his family and eat chicken soup.
the best holiday of the year that happens every week!!!
“i gotta get home before the sun goes down so i’m not late to light the candles for shabbat!”
can be anything you are trying to vaguely describe, but most commonly alcohol.
“dude you bringing the shabbat tonight?”
“yea i got loads of it back in the guest house”
1. a holy jewish holiday that starts every friday night at sundown and ends sat-rday and sundown.
2. also means slapping your partner with a hard p-n-s.
1. shabbat shalom morris,i hope you had a great week.

2. thats awesome girl, he started shabbatting you?
to slap your love with your erect p-n-s, normaly shouting “shabbat” when contact is made
i dumped my boyfriend last night
why?!?!?!
cos he f-cking shabbated me!!!

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