Shadow abs
a dreaded condition in which, through a complex set
of factors such as lightning, and perspective, a
regular stomach appears to have more defined
abdominal definition, resulting in some awkward
moments.
guy 1: hey man, check out my abs!
guy 2: niiice bro, turn around so i can see them better…
oh…what’s this? they’re gone!
guy 1: what??
guy 2: oh dude..so sorry…you had shadow abs..
guy 1: -cries-
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