shadow bitch
when a woman looks good in the dark and when she’s exposed in the light, she’s more than unattractive.
“bro, i took this girl home last night and thought she was a 10, but woke up this morning and realized she was just a shadow b-tch.”
“what’s a shadow b-tch?”
“when a girl looks s-xy in the dark, but a 1 in the light.”
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